I went into the kitchen to find the sink full of something very unpleasant that looked very much like vomit.
Kate: “Annie, people don’t throw up in the kitchen sink.” (It doesn't drain properly)
Annie: “Where do they throw up?”
Adonai: “In the toilet.”
Kate: "Yes, or outside." (Thinking of the toilet which doesn't drain either.)
Thankfully banana leaves were available to wipe it up and clean it out.
Nine-year-old Annie is missing her mom, running wild in the house and getting into mischief. “She is not coping well” her dad says. So I offered to have her come to my house in the afternoons, when I finished with work. She comes over pretty often, mostly to play with the neighbor kids, color or get into mischief.
Annie and 7-year-old Mervedy discussing Santa Claus (also known as Father Christmas)...
Mervedy (full of emotion) : "Kate!! Annie says Father Christmas doesn't come to your village!"
Annie (matter-of-factly) : "He doesn't come here either."
Mervedy: "Father Christmas DOES come here. I used to wake up every morning waiting for him."
Annie: "This is a village."
Mervedy: "He has a box with presents in it."
Annie: "And he wears red and white with black boots."
Mervedy: "And he has horses. He comes here."
Annie: "Have you ever seen him come here? Of course not, it's a village."