Tuesday, 23 January 2018

Quotes

(some left anonymous intentionally to protect the guilty. Others are translated from Lingala.)
“There’s a goat in Maternity!” -Liliane

Kate: You don’t think the party went well?
Hannah: “Well the fact that it started three and a half hours later than it was supposed to is kind of funny.”

“I’m trying to think of my gains and losses.. I can’t do Lingala right now!” -Kate

“Girl, I never use a sim card; how would I know?” - Hannah

“Unless you could come at it from a different angle and convince them that you’re national… it wouldn’t really work.” - Hannah

“We’re not Job…We don’t have diseases.”

“Hannah was pregnant with twins the other day.”

“Why is your bike so bad? I nearly ran it into the theater earlier.” - Dr. Paul

“You’re like a goat gynecologist, so you would know better than me.”

“Once you have a baby, then you won’t get sick as much, because you share half the sickness with the baby.” 

“If I die will you cry for me and drink coffee?” - Adonai

“It’s like when you go into one of the wards at night…and all you see is mosquito nets and bodies.” -Hannah

“Marie Rose, Rufin and Rapunzel were here today and they let the animals in.” -Urbain

“Kate’s first child will be a boy and she’ll name him Boniface.” - Boniface 

“I’m in Maternity with the older sister of the Princess Who Got Lost.” -Urbain

“Girl, I take prenatal vitamins every day.” -Hannah

“Morning. Good, I will do that. Thanks.”

“Yeah people would appreciate it. Stick it up in Pediatrics.” -Hannah

“Twice today I asked these ladies “how old are you?” and they looked at their husbands and asked, how old am I?” - Esther

“That makes two for minimal fish.” - Dr. Paul

“Kate, you’re getting fat and pretty.” - Boniface

“He had a pursed stomach.”

“Why is the interpreter not talking?” 

“Dr. Thorpe wants your parents’ phone number.” - Charles


“It’s your fault I’m pregnant. You talked about it too much.”

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